Surely I could leave here on my own
But with these hands I've sewn
My way into a corner.

This isn't going to be easy
But resistance is necessary
Hacked this far into a corner.

dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today to witness the death of art, the destruction of mayhem, and the crescendo of a night worth living.

We were raised in the era of power rangers and barney, when marijuana killed and crack was breaking your mother's back. They spoonfed us gerber life insurance, and we happily ate our happy meals, all for the prize inside. We lost our virginity to tv, and lost tv to the internet. And while all the jacks were jumping in PE, we stood on the sidelines,or went running laps and taking our sweet time.

While you were in study hall, doing the obvious, we were
whistling here, whistling there, standing around the backside of the school, waiting for the buses to leave.